Jon

mickey.Too bad his face is all messed up nowadays:

nope.I only have 7 fingers between both hands

apocsol IS constanteen

 

Jon can only use insults already used by other forumites, as he has no brain of his own with which to create insults.

 

Spiderlegs took Jon's rib in hopes of proving the validity of the creationist version of the bible story, but instead was arrested for Grievous bodily harm and attempted murder, and given 20 years in a high security prison where he is to become the bitch of 'Big Graham'.

Nah,its just that conceiving an original insult for you ots jut not worth my time

anyway, the fact that he hasnt showed up anywhere since he or she posted this only makes my theory of faith being a regular more valid

yeah!....and i only said he was on drugs,and being on drugs is a good thing.

dear diary:

This hell house thingy is going to hell ( no pun intended). Nobody has left their rooms for days now.I cant help to wonder of its because my pants are smelly again?

adrian brown, JMAC and pooka

electricinca, rogan and mick

apocsol IS constanteen

you are right.Then it must be a new member who is addicted to heroind and acids.....and crack,and carpet cleaner and is also an alcoholic.

thanx,i´ll check them out.I have always loved batman but never read a lot, so i´ll see what all the fuzz is about

in what issue did this run began?

send them to pooka,you know...one thing leads to anoooother

mmm,i cant help thinking that faith is just a regular forum member triying to piss the hell out of us

what the fu....????????

dear diary:

the blood stain in the ceiling looks exactly like Elvis....or maybe its a three legged cow,i dont know.

i dont care about rogan,i just want my toothebrush back.........do you think this woman will have the decency to at least wash it???

Someone replaced my toothbrush with a wood stick.Give me back my toothbrush you evil doers,the stick is hurting my mouth!!!!

Dear diary:

i have decided that from now on i shall be known as CAPTAIN PROSTATE

[ END OF TRANSMISSION ]

dear diary:

the other day i was watching TV alone in the hell house playroom, and i catched a fraiser marathon,and....well......ahhh,screw it, you know where the hell this is going, I MISS CHRISTIAN,WHY THE HELL ISNT HE IN THE HELL HOUSE. WE GET MICK BUT WE DONT GET CHRISTIAN?????....GOD.THIS WORLD IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!!

PS: mick, i love you maaaaaaaaaaan

man,this is an akward situation you guys put me in ( not really that you guys are pushing me,but i do have to make a choice).

I really think this death story is good and it would be great produced.But i also have to be honest with my limitations....Balthazar, i really dont think i can draw a full 7 or 9 pages comic book. not only because a time issue but also because of a drawing skills issue.So i guess if i really wantr to see this story done i will have to go for christian´s prose, mainly because i think it will suit my drawingns skills better than a panel story.

But maybe you guys can exchange ideas and point of views and create something. :)

He never PMed me about creating a prose short story with pictures....

Sorry about that christian.

About what balty wrote: i think it was a good story but not quite what i had in mind.

As someone else said there shuld be more inner dialogue and i think this story should be more deep,more ironic...YES! thats the word,ironic....the whole point of john diying this way is the irony that it was life what killed him,not heaven or hell.

On another note, your story scares the hell out of my drawing skills, so maybe you and christian could work together writing a prose short story that would be much easier to ilustrate and i think it would be somehow more interesting

querido diario:

hace dias que estoy en la casa infernal y todos hablan en ingles,asi que necesito hablar un poco en español

solo voy a decir una cosa y si alguien lo puede traducir qu elo traduzca

ROGAN SE LA COME Y MICK SE LA DA

Ok, i love this band even tough they only recorded one album and lasted less than a fart in a box with holes.

But still, i think they where great....any other fan out there

i would have fetched a new roll if lou hadnt used all the existing rolls in the house to roll joints....roll

just in case, i used the word roll 4 times