Jon

dear diary, today i was wondering about keeyah`s boobs. Maybe i should come up with a plan like the one i used so carmody would flash me....what do you think diary??

Diary: Do it, and take pictures

Ok diary!!! as you wish

now,back to my dark corner to plan eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil

by what i can see in that picture of rogan behind mick, i think the only thing broken here is mick´s anus

ooops,was i too direct? :unsure:

dear diary:

Rogan came by my dark corner (where i plan evil thingys) criying because my mum broke up with him.Apparently he has been spending a lot of time playing with lou´s home made figures and neglected her.

The hole in the bathroom was made by me,part of an evil plan i am not yet revealing....so keeyah,since i like you, i warn you to stay away from it, bad things are going to start falling down that hole.

On another note, i am starting to wonder when will carmody(who has gorgeous boobies) murder mick, thats the only reason i joined this game!!!!!

thats it for today My beloved diary,god bless you all

Rogan: "now i will destroy all the other housemates.ha ha ha ha ha"

Lou: " hey mon, dou you want to score some extremely rare weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed,huh?

coralys:"To Be Attacked by the Enemy Is Not a Bad Thing but Good"

carmody: "come here micky boooooy, i am not going to hurt you,come"

Mick: "The cat says miau, the cow says muuuuu, the dog says cuack,cuack"

i will post as soon as i get home,cant do it at work

jaynova:

i`ll be in my dark corner ploting evil things if you need me

i am a dude,but for 10 dollars i can be whatever you want me to be honey

dear diary:

this rakshade guy has been eliminated.

note to myself: steal his toothbrush before he leaves

YEAH,and next time lift it of the floor, watching lou triying to smoke one of those was fun but also very disgusting

dear diary:

My plan to get carmody to show me her boobs worked perfectly.Now,back to my dark corner to come up with a plan to get lou to show me his hairy chest,BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

yeah,that carmody seems dangerous...i hope he tries to kill mick soon.

 

You know carmody,he tried to convince them oderators to nominate you,and he has been talking shit about your mom....you shoul murder him with a fork,yeah,yeah,you should.

 

Jon, sweetie,

 

See these....

 

<opens blouse>

 

 

These are tits, not man-boobs.

 

 

 

Carmody

nope,this are man boobs

*lifts shirt*

yeah,that carmody seems dangerous...i hope he tries to kill mick soon.

You know carmody,he tried to convince them oderators to nominate you,and he has been talking shit about your mom....you shoul murder him with a fork,yeah,yeah,you should.

dear diary:

This hole rogan datin me mum thing is starting to piss me off.Yesterday i found out that he bought a whip and leather clothes.I demand his head!!!!!!!.or maybe someone giving me head,that would be nice too

magic?

thats okay, you girlfriend is cheating with me....so whe are even :)

hey rogan,i am tired of you being a bully towards mick!!!

wait,wait...no,actually its real fun,keep up the good work

carmody,if you do go to yorkshire to murder mick,please take some pictures.

dear diary:

today was a weird day.I woke up and rogan said to me: "you will be calling me dad soon", but coming from rogan i didnt pay much attention to it.

I went to the kitchen to get some cereal,but i couldnt find anyone who wanted to pee in the bowl...cornflakes without pee are just not the same.

Later in the day i had a smoke with lou,we were high as hell so we decided to make funny phone calls to mick (ex?) telling her that mick was now a transvestite and was dating a guy named John mcmahon...we had such a laugh.

Anyway,the day went from wird to bizarre when i finally understood what rogan said to me in the morning.....he is dating my mom.

so rogan,you want to fight someone...okay,i´ll meet you at the play ground around 3 o´clock,i have a pool full of mud where we can wrestle.

i am not voting,but mick "CARMODY SHOULD BE UP!",man thats low.Accept your nomination like a man goddamit!!!!!!!