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Mick

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  1. Right now i'm watching Zack And Miri make a porno and loving it, im laughing my ass off.

     

    Saw district nine earlier today and it was pretty good, especially when the pig got shot at someone.

     

    Annnnnd Last week i saw inglorious bastards and it was fucking brilliant

  2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: my favourite Potter flick by far. though the climax is a bit watered down from the book, the rest of the flick is incredibly strong and very very funny. I loved it, really.

     

     

    Got to see it wed with my mate and girlfriend not my cup of tea, hopefully its enjoyable... Unlike that shitty transformers.

  3. Went to the cinema to see bruno today, brilliant, i dont think i've ever laughed so much. It may be a bit low brow for the fellas that hang around here but it really was just pure hillarity. It seems with his films sacha just wants to exploit certain phobias whilst getting a massive laugh too.

     

    Getting paula abdul to sit on a mexican (used as a chair) and speak about how she cares for everyone and wants to help everyone in the world was just absolout genius.

  4. A joke made twice deserves chronicaling for the ages.

    To put into context these are both about a picture of red with an axe.

     

    A pretty lady's head is just outside the right frame of the picture.

     

     

    Just out of shot, dead prostitute.

     

    I thought my joke was rather lame when I made it... :tongue:

     

     

    I left in the resulting bitchiness, maybe it's true great minds think alike.

  5. A pretty lady's head is just outside the right frame of the picture.

     

     

    Just out of shot, dead prostitute.

     

    I thought my joke was rather lame when I made it... :tongue:

     

    Sad to hear of your pain, Steve, but on the plus side, the pic of you rushing down the hill is quite good.

     

    Burn the joke stealer!!! To be honest i had a chuckle at reds original joke but the dead prostitute joke amused me slightly more.

     

    Did you brake anything Steve?

  6. Given that this thread was started by Mick, I think I read its title and subtitle about 10 times, laughing hysterically each time.

     

    Did i not write it well.... it is one of my many many flaws, along with terrible terrible tasteless jokes...

     

     

    Mick, nice to see that you and your poor grammar are alive and well

     

    Poor grammer AND poor spelling, it's the keyboard it makes me lazy, if i were to hand write it, it would be a diffrent matter all together. I have no idea why but unless i'm using a pen i can't seem to spell or use basic grammer.

  7. Some twat recently cloned my Debit card and spent and grand on it, i'm very very fucked off but apparently it's all coming back so hopefully nothing to worry about again...

    Yikes, do you know how it was done?

     

    Nope, worst thing is they will never know who it is apparently data protection works for them, it didn't work for fucking me did it. Ridiculous utterly ridiculous.

  8. He needs to protect his soft, girlish palms.

    Truth. Although it's not from splinters (that's a quality axe right there, very smooth and polished) but from blisters.

    Like I said, playing at being a lumberjack for a couple of days made me FEEL manly... :hattip:

     

    I know what you mean i recently put together a flat packed tv stand from ikea, god did i feel manly.

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