Mick

I'm ending a seven year relationship via trial seperation, and am hoping that after the seperation we can get back together. So how's everybody else doing? HA!

Dude that sucks!! I hope things turn back on that. Fingers crossed for you matey.

*Nervously looks around for lurking Vertigo writers with several Z's in their names*

 

I'm still learning banjo.

 

I can play a scale in G tuning now.

 

I can ALMOST keep rhythm.

I'll expect some recordings posted

Just got a new laptop on credit. I've never owned one before its nothing special but it gets stuff done, my home p.c was fucking up and shut down last night so i needed this really. I know its nothing to congratulate but just wanted to mention it

The cats tied you up and worked you over while the thieves made off with your valuables?

I Hate it when that happens!

Thats why i dont trust cats, i also hear from a reliable source that there half in hell half in this world.

Sorry to hear about yours and dianes loss josh, my condolences.

I have a new missus, Nuff said!

Apart from that things are really starting to pick up in every aspect of life and i've actually been out socalising this is the first 'proper' bit of time i've had at home in days.

No i'm no compo crawler, i just wouldn't mind some justice.

 

Well, be prepared for disappointment.

 

Compensation is far more readily forthcoming than justice in matters like this.

Hmmm it is a grim assesment of the times really but a very true one.

Oh and also taking the girl out tonight aswell as tomorrow.

 

Knock 'em dead, Mick.

No i actually like this one

Cheers

No i'm no compo crawler, i just wouldn't mind some justice.

Oh and also taking the girl out tonight aswell as tomorrow.

Yeah i dont think its gonna much anywhere but the guy who took my statement dosn't seem to like bouncers.

Now i've done some digging around a noticed that unlike everyother site on the internet this site has no porn! Can the management rectify this prefrebly with pictures of themselves?

But moving on from that i've got myself a date on thursday with a cute bird from work, so that should be good.

You should get that checked out, man, regardless of whether or not you think it's broken.

You're getting a bit ahead of yourself there. :wink:

 

Mick, did you call the cops? You make it sound like you just shrugged and went home.

Oh no man it was quite a big thing, i'm not a big fighter anyway so being held down while getting my face pummled was a big thing. And of course i live with my parents so when i got home i stood outside my door bleeding a vomiting as the shock hit me.

So my parents called the police and they came round the next day to take a statement. I dont like the idea of that [over-used word] getting away with it, had it been a bit fairer and i hadn't been held down i may have let it sly but it was just a plain beatup.

But to say i got the shit kicked out of me, this week's been a major turn around for methings were already looking brighter culminating with yesterday finding out the girl i liked at work liked me too.

Yeah bouncers can be dicks, it was shocking i'm not a big fighter so it was all a major shock. My face is ok now, though i'm starting to think my nose is broken, and a massive cut down my neck.

Yeah it pissed me right off, i was covered in blood.

But moving on from that i've got myself a date on thursday with a cute bird from work, so that should be good.

Right, Decided to drag my arse uptown with my mate the other night (monday) try and have a good time, and it was a fairly good nightup untill about 3 o'clock.

Sat in escobar chatting to my mate and a couple of birds when a bouncer comes over and says to me 'you cant fall asleep mate'. So i look to my left to check if hes talking to the guy next to me, no he was talking to me so i looked up at him with my confused stare and said 'what? i'm talking to my mate'. I was physically talking to my mate as he spoke to me. So he goes alright and walks off, next thing he comes back over says something to me, that i couldn't here' gets me by the throat and drags me out the back door.

Fuck i thought, fucking nob. But i wasn't going to start shite as hes a fucking bouncer so i rung my mate to meet e outside but couldn't get through. But i see the bouncer stood on corner as i walk to front, so just say to him 'oh have you seen my mate' he replys with ' no mate'. Perfectly fine no trouble! But do notice at this point an extra few bouncers had come running down (probably as there [over-used word]s and like trouble). Anyway i see my mate and strat to walk over to him when next thing i know a bouncer jumps me from behind, has me by the throat and drags me over the road, throws me over a car holding me down while the original bouncer comes over and just starts punching me in the face repeatedly full whack.

My face was a fucking state blood everywhere my face is still in pain. Now in all fairness had i caused some trouble i wouldn't of minded, it still wouldn't of been right, but you know thems the breaks, but considering i was sat quitly chatting he was just being a nob. Now i told this story to my mates yesterday and the reckon that one of the lasses we pulled was probably his ex or something. But fucking bouncers eh?

Very bad. I can only find it in a small comic book store where I feel awkward because there are only boys looking at me like I have no right to be there... Or like they never seen a girl in their life's. But even there there's rarely any Hellblazer issues... And to make it even worst, the store is in Lisbon and it's not like I go there every week.

Why do you look like a girl? I'm sure glad this forum has no girls or else i'd have to hide under my stack of comics in the corner. Tally Ho

It puts the lotion on its skin.

Or else it gets the hose again.

I got a wireless router today, and i got it to work way to go me, i fear wifi so much, i've been using the thrustmaster dongles for ages.

That's a nice lady. Who's the ugly bloke?

 

I know, my sister got all the looks, and I don't know who got the brains because it sure isn't me. I'll give your message to my sister.

Or you could just give her my number

Now we know why hes pointing the gun.

I had a dream that Akhira and I went to a funeral together.

I'm not sure whose it was.

After the funeral, we returned to a giant mausoleum that was set up in honour of the deceased where all his belongings in life were being kept as a showcase. It looked sort of like the Batcave actually....

As we entered, we noticed that it seemed everything had been destroyed, and apparently, this wasn't the first time this had happened based on comments being made.

As we explored the damage, it suddenly came upon me that my hunch was correct and that the spirit of the deceased was haunting the mausoleum and destroying everything. I saw some proof of this hypothesis (although I forget what I saw), but I was the only one to notice.

As Akhira was leaving, I was begging her to believe me, that it was a ghost haunting the mausoleum who was creating the damage, but she just looked at me and shook her head.

Whos funeral was it.

"Beautiful girl".

Smooth

CIA agent actually.

That dosn't bother me commie boy

In english?

Mentioning OK comics made me think of Hellboy who originally turned me onto the shop, and gave me directions.

He was a nice guy wish he was still around.

Ahh the Mojopin, he was one of the good guys.....

Ayone remember Googlebot? And then shortly after ralph? that was a fun time. Anyone want to remake these characters, obviosly i cant now as i mentioned them.

Did we ever reveal there secret identitys?