Ylith Chaoscaster

Oh shit, I've just cut my finger and bled all over my mousemat without even realising it.

 

Bugger.

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Can I lick it :rolleyes:

Yeah we love you Uncle Tigger even if you are an ugly bastard :D

 

No pressure mate but we'd like to see you, but if you're uncomfortable showing yourself off that's cool. You could just send a pic in a private message to me and I promise not to give any soft soap.

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Don't do it !!!! :o He just wants to eat you !!!!

Do you find it difficult to explain what you believe? I mean with words. I do. I usually get stuck in an endless loop. :glare:

I like them quiet. That's why I have a doll. :rolleyes:

I am never doing it either. It disturbs me a lot, the idea of people, even people I love, feeling forced to make light of my face " It is hardly noticable Tony " or " Rubbish, you face ISN'T lopsided " or " Women would hardly NOTICE your scars mate, your smile quite distracts from them " and all the other well meaning things I have to put up with from  my sister/mum/aunties etc.

 

Cause I LIVE behind this face thank you very much, i know the truth, and while i am SURE as shit i am TOO sensitive to it, i ain't swallowing any soft soap today.

Thing is, i KNOW perfectly well it is nothing in the real scheme of human tragedy, I OFTEN come across people with port-wine birthmarks on their faces and think " Fuck don't I got it lucky, son ". And other than a tiny bit of numbness that make the drinking-from-a-glass-from-the-right-corner-of-my-mouth probmatical in the extreme, it doesn't inconvinence me at all.

 

EXCEPT, people are creatures of first impressions, and men that have scarred faces are up against it with women, trying to break the ice.

 

Anyway. I refuse to be depressed today. *pokes tongue at judgemental world, but not quite glib enough to offer self-image up to its judgement*

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Surprised. Looks don't matter. Well, to smart people, anyway. I'm not a homecoming queen either, but I never considered myself ugly. God created me this way... maybe my genes had something to do with that too... Now I don't know what I wanted to say, actually. :unsure:

"Politics" isn't one big, singular entity, you know.

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ANY politics. Waste of money.

Donate to politics?? Don't you think they have enough money?

I'd love to see how Christian looks. I'm pretty sure he's in some kind of a witness protection program and is scared that the KGB agents would find him. Or he's a spirit creature and has no phisical body, like me. :rolleyes:

I'm vegetarian for years. Simply couldn't bear the thought of eating that much fear and agression... or taking life where I cannot bring it back. But i'd eat human flesh. That I wouldn't mind. There's too much people anyway.

Oh, and a question... what would you do if you had a milion pounds?

I'd dissapear. Never to be seen again. :cool:

Sixth Sense for one.

Unbreakable (if that's the one where Bruce Willis is never hurt)

 

.... and I'd have to scroll thru this thread again to see which ones

exactly...

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I agree with Sixth Sense.

me...

...brought to you by my Samsung camera phone. I don’t have a digital camera. This is about the best I can give you…I know it’s tacky but I don’t have a timer…my phone is just point and shoot so this is the only way I could tell what I looked like before I took the shot.

 

I’m 5'9", 155lbs...pretty skinny…so just think of this as a closeup of my avatar. I’m the guy on the right.

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Again, we prove we have the hot-damndest best looking comic-reading boys on the planet! :lol:

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THANK YOU, POOKA!!!

You are The Voice of Truth on this forum!

Sisters of Mercy - Mother Russia

This reminds me of something... hm... what could it be... something... red :unsure:

'Oooh we can be the annoying voices in your head now'

BOLSOK

Bye, Avaunt. I like your puppies :wink:

Well... if my mum needed a new kidney, or if my sister needed a new piano, or if I need a new car... I'd do it. But no cameras would be allowed, so I could denie the whole thing ever happened :closedeyes:

Happy birthday! Have a 100 more!

Rolling a joint... drinking Velebitsko dark beer... listeninig to Radio 101... posting... enjoying myself... :happy:

Oh, forgot to say: cut the teenage bullshit, you aint ugly.

Ok these are crappy webcam pics but you get the general idea.

 

I'm ugly!!

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Monkey Sama, Great Sage, and Equal of Heaven !

 

Yer not ugly Tony, your not even CLOSE to ugly.

 

Me and Cristian, we ugly.

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As we say it here: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but uglines goes right to the bones

Easily. I'd squish between my teeth for an extra 250,000...

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bljuv... look what you've done, spiderlegs! You made me vomit! Anybody want a spoonfull of it? But I don't have millions... :rolleyes:

that one was great! but I can't remember the name..

Kristina Richi as Death!

I think I'd probably cast Johnny Depp as Dream, actually.

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No fucking way. I love the man, but no... nononoooo !!! (he's great, but not sexy... Dream is sexy...)

And why not Mila as Death?

I love fruit too, Josh. But not 'toilet fruit'...

No... hm... let me think... no, definitelly not. I'd throw up.

Pink elephants...hic... follow me arround all day... hic... :glare: but... but... it sounds so funny in Croatian