electricinca
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Charlie reminded me of this excellent story told by Atticus about his birthday.
On with the story Mr. Parker
Just though I’d share the fact that I had a fucking great day on Saturday to celebrate my birthday.Jenny & I met some 3 friends for lunch at in our local . Of course, they never turned up till about 2.30 so we were already well on by that time. After some great food (Angus Steak Burger – lovely) and a number of Budvars, another crowd of mates turned up, and the drinking continued apace. We changed venue (after getting a quadruple gin as “one for the road”) and went up to a pub on the heath, and lay in the sunshine drinking more beer and eating chips.
Around 8ish the sun was going down and we went inside the pub, ordered champagne and basically the 9 of us took over the bar. Some folk left about 10 and by 11 we were in went for a great Thai (where Jenny managed to spill a huge 4 person bowl of sticky rice all over the place) and more wine.
We left sometime after midnight, and by this time there was just myself, my wife and a very good friend, Tiff, who had decided to crash at our place since she was a) very drunk, and B) lives fucking way on the other side of London.
Anyway, halfway home we hear a party coming from this big rambling Addams Family house just up the hill from ours. Being disgustingly drunk and in great spirits, we decided to crash the party, and strolled in, grabbed some drinks & sat on a bench in the garden. The host comes over (to see who the fuck we are) and starts chatting. Turns out their landlady was chucking them out to do the house up, and they were having a final party. He offers to show us round the house (cos it’s one that Jenny & I look at every time we pass) so the three of us go in, me with one arm round Jenny and one round Tiff. Now Tiff’s a tall slender blonde, and very good looking, so there was I, a drunken, slightly overweight 34 year old, with my arms round 2 beautiful women wandering through this house filled with young arty types. At some point some guy sidles up to me and says “excuse me mate, but are those two girls your girlfriends?”.
I looked at him drunkenly and said “Nah mate. The brunette is my wife. The blonde is my girlfriend” and staggered off, still with my arms round them.
A few more drinks and then home, after 13 hours drinking or so, safe in the knowledge that a number of people in south east London now think that I am pure Mr Big Stuff, flaunting my fine bee-yatches at every opportunity.
Not a bad day for an old guy.
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So I sez, "Nah, the blonde's me girlfriend, the brunette's me wife, knowhumean, Jim?" Ho ho ho!
I loved that story I'll see if I can find it on the old forum and repost it.
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That's some hilarious shit.
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Does Christian even have an avatar?
I'm sure he posted something about not being able to make it work. Someone sort him out please.
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Calm down Akhira!
John hasn't even sorted out the production of the t-shirts yet let alone what method he would take payment by.
It was Spiderlegs that first metioned the Paypal thing.
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Okay then riddle me this.
Was Oswald also responsible for the killing of police officer JD Tippit?
This is the murder he was accused of in his supposed getaway before his eventual arrest.
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A mate of mine at school always reckoned that he'd had an eye op when he was younger and that they actually took the eye out of its socket to access the necessary part. Never knew if he was winding me up, but thing was he wasnt that type of guy.
It is true apparently as I saw it happen on one of those live medical tv shows they have on BBC in the mornings.
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Bet you loved though Pooka.
You can't wait for the next time I perform some Surgery.
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Look at my amazing cuteness.
Even at a young age I was turning to the dark side of the force.
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Absolutely Fabulous was fab for a while then it turned absolutely shite.
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On to other news:
Take a look at Michigan's absentee voter ballot and where the arrows line up:
Notice that there is no arrow next to Bush/Cheney and that the top arrow lines up to Kerry/Edwards. This means if you pick the arrow next to Kerry/Edwards, you are voting for Bush/Cheney.
How fucked up is that? How much damage has this caused so far?
Is that real or a spoof? Because if it's real then that is well fucked up. :unsure:
I can't believe shit like that can happen in a country that calls itself a modern democracy let alone the world superpower it's shit you'd expect in Zimbabwe.
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Don't know about that...as far as I'm aware you do get the Red Bull in a can and the glass of vodka separately here in Britain, so you could well be right. Anyone?
I have the results from the phone poll and the generall verdict is no Red Bull and Vodka is not deadly although there was a bit of a furore about it possibly being involved in a few deaths.
Red Bull in suspected link to deaths
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I've just bought The Bone Collector for 99p in Waterstones which includes an exclusive first chapter of Deaver's new novel Garden of Beasts.
I've read it before but dicdn't own a copy of it and I thought what the heck at only 99p I might as well.
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Today I mostly sold a load of crap on eBay.
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I with Spiderlegs, The Incredibles looks like a winner but I've no desire to see a Shark's Tale.
to experience the best animation in the world, you need to start finding DVDs with the words "Studio Ghibli" and "Hiyao Miyazaki" on them....too fucking right. I order you to see Spirited Away if nothing else.
Oh and try to see Belleville Rendez-Vous (also known as The Triplets of Belleville).
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Never you mind Cheeky.
Anyway she is the elder sister of this girl I knew so the age gap is more respectable. ;)
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Come join us Donny. Feel the power of the Inca surge through your body. :p
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Gosh, McMahon's a stud. Got a great beard, too.
This is not the creepy flirting thread Charlie, and you a happily married man with a young son. :D
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Waiting in the shadows. :unsure: Shit you got me scared.
Having said that today I met the sister of a girl I fancied a while back. She was a very cute young lady that I wouldn't mind seeing again on a day when my brain is actually functioning.
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C4 just showed footage of an F-16 bombing a group of people on the streets of Fallujah.
The pilot's reaction as a huge explosion wipes the (totally impossible to identify) group out ?
"Aaawwwwww duuudddddeeee"
Fucking awful.
It's all the time they've spent playing video games though isn't it. Pretty typical reaction for a group of guys round an X-box in my experience. It's the emotional detachment that you get from killing people at a distance. Without seeing the physical impact from the individuals viewpoint on the ground the bombers won't experience the emotional impact that comes from killing another human being.
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He shoots... and misses. damn, that did not go according to plan. sigh, another date down the drain.
Join the club man.
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Call your snail Lou. I've already named one of the strays after Lou, and I think everyone should have a pet/plant/rock named after one of the Battlin' K bros.
I was going to say that I'd already written that, but my post seems to have disappeared. Either that or I'm losing my marbles.
Keeyah pet be naming Lou. Go on I dares yer.
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Try the others here.http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/
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Also, the Biology teacher told us 2 cool stories, one about friends mum in the Blitz who walked out into the garden in the blackout and walked EYE FIRST INTO A NAIL.
NICE
The other about a woman who had her eyes removed at 16 and now works for Amnesty. She's not someone who likes to "act blind" so she was at a US airport and the guards didn't beleive her. They took her away and basically accused her of pulling a scam, so she said "If I can give you conclusive proof that I am blind will you release me?" the guard agreed, so she took her glasses off and POPPED OUT HER EYES AND HANDED THEM TO HIM at which point the guard fainted. Cool!:lol:
I love the new pooka with the sick jokes and true life tales.
Musica, Maestro!
in Bring the Noise
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It's cretinous upper-midddle class twats like this that influenced enough people to keep Thatcher in power for so long.
In other news has any heard anything about the new album by William Shatner produced by Ben Folds.
William Shatner - Has Been
His rendition of Pulp's Common People is to say the least interesting.