kinki

and another thing. Bloody Halloween. It's that time of year when you're a prisoner in your own home while marauding gangs of kids roam around trying to extort money off you or else they'll fart the national anthem. Oh joy.

And bloody Bonfire night isnt much better. It's called Bonfire 'night' for a reason. ie; it's one 'night'... Not an excuse to let crap fireworks off for one month before and one month after just to piss everyone off. My poor cat is just about ready have a monster nervous breakdown.

 

We are Northern, and we are proud, eh, girl? 

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Too bloody right!

Sure, God is good and the angels smite bad people and you do this and you'll go to a wonderful land where you can sing praises to Jesus all day for eternity. OK, good, whatever. Kinda boring actually.

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Yeah.

God=boiled rice and broccoli, water.

Satan=double chocolate slab cake infused with jack daniels and dusted with marijuana flakes, washed down with a bottle or three of vintage barolo.

Really hope it all works out for you Avaunt, whatever you do and wherever you go.

The bad feeling never lasts.

Kinki

xx

(as an aside - I HATE COMPUTERS! I'VE SPENT ALL BASTARD SATURDAY PISSING ABOUT TRYING TO GET THE BASTARD TO WORK - I NOW KNOW EVERYONE AT THE TECH SUPPORT CENTRE INTIMATELY AND HAD TO SURGICALLY REMOVE THE PHONE FROM MY EAR. BASTARD FUCKING TOSSING EFFING BOLLOCKING TECHNOLOGY!!)

kinki, your avatar is awsome, btw! from where do you have it?

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Thanks Hagren...Did it meself in a bored moment!

"Welcome to Donny, on your left, 3 riot vans, on your right a huge pile of vomit. Oh, in the middle of the road a bunch of hen party harpies, their fat arses hanging out of hotpants and their angel wings covered in blood and lager and black. And over there, a huge fight. Possibly a dead guy."

 

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Wow sounds a whole lot classier than Preston.

It sounds weird but i've gotten to the stage now where I weigh up blonde blokes in the street and think 'would you make a good John?'

Just have me sectioned now.

He uses low-level magic and cons to get cash.

 

he has to get Chas to place bets for him - the bookies know him adn knows he's uncannily good at getting it right. He's also good at mind-tricks, getting through passport checks and security without having papers or tickets etc.

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Aaah yes, it all makes sense now - d-uh, should have realised. Gawd I wish I had low level powers sometimes for when my cashflow needs boosting!

Funny how you think of these little trivial things while you're reading how John is about get his arse whupped yet again by a big bastard demon.

ha ha! Good one.

Just popped into my mind. Where the hell does John get his money from for day to day living/ciggies/replacement trenchcoats etc? From what I've read so far he doesnt have any obvious source of income...

Serious continuity error or irrelevant observation?

Incidentally how does one create a clickable link to a movie/pic/etc?

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You need to find the URL (the address) of the item you want to link to and then cut and paste the address between tags like this.

 

[URL=http://www.domain-name.com/something.jpg]A picture of something[/URL]

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Ta Inca.

I'm reading a lot of dirtiness going on around here... 8-)

 

forgot, my halloween costume

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Forgot to say - boss gear Chan! Fabulous.

I found out I start working next week (yay..well for sort of.) the good news. a steady paycheck, the bad news.. it's only two days a week. 4 hours a day.. 8 hours a week.

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Hey! Go you. Now try to SAVE UP some of that money, so you can GO TO COLLEGE!

Or at least so you can GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MOUNTAINS!!!

 

Seriously, good for you on the new job. 8-)

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Sorry Wolvy, kept meaning to ask you - how are things - you still feeling lonely? Gatting a job is a big step in the right direction to getting on with your life. I hope things get better for you.

This is the first time I've dipped a toe in this thread - I've looked at it, poked it with my toe a couple of times, then sniffed it, and it seems scarily long - where do you start with what's goin on with everyone? But it's not so bad - people seem so honest - looks like it's possible to say stuff here which is maybe not possible to say to family/friends/partners etc.

Anyway I'm ramblin now so I'll bugger off and come back when I've something else to say!!

Incidentally how does one create a clickable link to a movie/pic/etc?

Two fish in a tank.

 

One says "How do you drive this thing?".

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heh heh heh!

Mentioned this in another thread but... David Duchovny for a young American John.

 

interesting choice of ties

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Hmm, I can sort of see that...I see John as having a thinner nose though (not that i am hairsplitting)

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A carrot.

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Too good.

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

 

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me."

 

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

 

Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.

 

Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

 

"You mean a rose?"

 

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

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Good one!

small but perfectly formed..

I like Marks spelling of 'bastards' as in 'basaterds'.

Cracks my tiny mind up.

Don't believe in the occult because my experience in life so far hasn't given me any reason to. I'll reconsider if I experience something that qualifies as 'occult'.

 

I am sort of curious about occult belief systems etc., though. Not in a 'I want to believe' kind of way, but more in a 'I'd like to understand where those beliefs come from' kind of way.

 

And some part of me *would* find it pretty cool if this world proved to be a little more incomprehensible than we're taught in school.

 

Another part of me would be scared as hell, though.

 

Anyway, in the context of Hellblazer et al., the occult makes for great entertainment, and that's why I'm here. :-)

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I'm with you Hmpf - I am mega curious but not inclined to join anything - but on the last point, the occult/Satan just plain gives good copy! Much more so than organised religion (dont intend to offend anyone by saying that BTW) IMHO. Plain and simple.

I like Kinki. She's cool.

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So are you darling!

How pissed are you?

He's a self-absorbed, self-conscious moody goth type, really - prone to wearing black and moping in the rain

 

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I like him already.

thanks for the reading order/info guys ;-)

How do you get a job like Charlie's? Posting here all day and going out to get pissed at lunch. ALL THE TIME! 

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Ha ha! as a freelance illustrator i have as much freedom as is humanly possible to have and between heavy bouts of creativity I post on forii all day and get pissed on the job (so to speak)...some of my best work has been produced after a half of shandy at lunch.

Alcohol tonight: 1 small measure of Jack Daniels

current mood: warm and fuzzy....

What the hell is wrong with my sexual mores?! :lol:

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LOL!

Full on Hell worshipper, right here! :p

Yeah, I hope my voting for that just to seem cool didn't ruin the scientific merit of this Poll.

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What you're not a real satanist? Oh bugger how disappointing. Mind you I thought about putting full on Satanist just to seem cool also.

Josh-LaVey is quite interesting. Skip the "Satanic Bible" and "Satanic Rituals", where LaVey is in full-on "Worship the Lord of Darkness!" mode.

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Oh but that sounds like so much fun.

Oh yeah and I'd love to know who the one and only 'full on Hell worshipper' is from the vote!