kinki

I used to trade paperbacks, baseball cards, action figures, dead bugs, body parts, revolutionary prose, bodily fluids, shoes for dolls, and their eyes, lizards, and feet.

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Good grief what are you on Spiderlegs? And can I have some please?

You NEVER know what will come out of Spiderlegs' murky brain. I swear, it's scary sometimes.

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Evidentally. The avatar might give some clue to the workings of the Spiderleg mind eh? Heh heh.

Certain books just fuck you up and won't let you stop reading.

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Too right - I am utterly lost to the powers of Hellblazer right now - bloody excellent. I havent read Sandman yet/have heard murmurings that it's quite dark, right?

And will look up the others you suggested, thanks John.

The comic book drawing style really appeals to me too - it's made me re-think the way I draw - makes me take more care over it. There is so much work in the drawings - so labour-intensive. And yet it can be so economical with use of colour, form etc. It's a whole discipline in itself - total respect to those wot do it.

So when My grandma went to see the place, she also decided to move to the mountains as well. And I had to follow.

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Oh right. But do you have mates from where you were before?

There's things that you guess

And things that you know

There's boys that you can trust

And girls that you don't

There's little things you hide

And little things that you show

Sometimes you think you're gonna get it

But you don't and that's just the way it goes

 

I swear I won't tease you

Won't tell you no lies

I don't need no bible

Just look in my eyes

I've waited so long baby

Now that we're friends

Every man's got his patience

And here's where mine ends

 

I want your sex

I want you

I want your.....sex

 

It's playing on my mind

It's dancing on my soul

It's taken so much time

So why don't you just let me go

I'd really like to try

Oh, I'd really love to know

When you tell me you're gonna regret it

Then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO!

 

I swear I won't tease you

Won't tell you no lies

I don't need no bible

Just look in my eyes

I've waited so long baby

Out in the cold

I can't take much more girl

I'm losing control

 

I want your sex

I want your love

I want your.....sex

 

It's natural

It's chemical (let's do it)

It's logical

Habitual (can we do it?)

It's sensual

But most of all.....

Sex is something that we should do

Sex is something for me and you

 

Sex is natural - sex is good

Not everybody does it

But everybody should

Sex is natural - sex is fun

Sex is best when it's....one on one

One on one

 

I'm not your father

I'm not your brother

Talk to your sister

I am a lover

 

C-c-c-c-come on

 

What's your definition of dirty baby

What do you consider pornography

Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby

Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

 

What's your definition of dirty baby

What do you call pornography

Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby

Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

 

Sex with me

Sex with me

Have sex with me

 

C-c-c-c-come on.

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Freaky! Where'd that come from? Hellblazer thread turns into George Michael thread!!LOL.

Remote has in. In the mountains, away from people. 

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Really? Was that a deliberate decision to move away from people? do people piss you off? They do me quite a lot!!

...I've only just discovered graphic novels at the age of 39. Oh yes. How crap am I? I've always been put off the comic genre (always thought it was a bit geeky and only for men?) but bloody hell they're good. Im an artist so relate to the world visually so I cant believe I've never read them before.

I'm a very slow reader (get distracted easily) but am flying through Dangerous Habits so fast it's mental.

Just thought I'd share!

Now if you were to do those by yourself. It changes from being 'fun" to being a pain in the ass.

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What's the problem? you find it hard to meet people? Do you live in a remote place? Have you just moved somewhere new?

I dont know about Doncaster but when speaking of Philadelphia, New York City, Lancaster and Calcutta I can tell you that PLENTY of single women are looking for lasting relationships.

So guys, if you're looking for women who want lasting relationships, go to one of those four cities. 8-)

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Well I live near Lancaster - I will have to go and have a sniff around.

Why are you lonely Wolvy? *hugs* You always have us lot!

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But being alone and being lonely are very different, and alone is fine.

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I know it's the old cliche - but i was more LONELY in my last relationship than I am on my own!

I'm now perfectly fine admiring fine young men from afar thank you very much. I wont be making the same mistake again of fancying someone and sh*gging them the first time i meet them, then kidding myself I have a connection and force it into a 'relationship', which is my usual crap m.o.

...and that's just the girls.

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hahahahahahahaha!

Yes, this 3-4 shelf life of relationships thing - I tend to agree. My last one struggled on to 8 years (the last 4 felt like a life sentence but I hung on coz I didnt weant to be alone - now I am alone I am happy...hmmm.) - but then my parents have been married 46 years and are blissfully happy.

Maybe it's a generational thing - we've all got such short attention spans these days we cant be arsed to put the work in after 2-3 years as we're onto the next thing...and we're all conditioned to expect full on 100% perfect sex these days that when the first signs of stagnation set in we think the thing's doomed and get out (or in my case carry on for another 6 years as I'm a card carrying masochist)

That's what happens when you post a "New Member Thread" in the "Hellblazer" section.....Things go "Straight to Hell"!

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I know - great innit?

What the hell happened in this thread?

 

The nice welcome thread desended into topics about sex, lack of sex and Christian.

 

Anyway, welcome Kinki! Hope you like it here. Which particular piece of Bradstreet art were you thinking of getting?

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Hahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhaahhhaahhhhaa!!! I love it here - everyone seems nicely bonkers.

Bradstreet-wise I would sell my house for Hellblazers #162, 163, 175, 182, 184.

Bloody Hell, please don't try that "you have beautiful eyes" bollocks, you'll get laughed out of town.

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Too right - I'd run in the opposite direction if someone said that to me!!

sadly you men will soon have to learn how to look after yourselves and not rely on women...we don't need to be in relationships anymore.

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I think my future lies in casual encounters...bugger relationships...it's all dirty undies and farting on the sofa in the end anyway.

You know, this is really fucking good way for humanity to become extinct.

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Fine by me...we seem to be doing a good job of it as it is.

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! oh, oh man! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

 

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Cheeky bugger!

No, but yes, that is most helpful, much obliged..!!

My sacrifice must keep me from the raging fires of Hell.

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Oh it's not a deliberate decision - I just dont think men fancy me. But it's so much easier to brush it off by saying it's overrated anyway. That way I dont sound bothered by the fact I'm not getting any.

This will probably sound like a really phenomenally stupid question...BUT... what does 'trade' mean when you talk about 'trade HB paperbacks' etc etc? *cowers in expectation of loud mocking laughter*

I'd better decide what to read next pretty damn quick - I'm going through Dangerous Habits like JC goes through ciggies.

Of course not using your brain is damn good fun, as well. 

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Oh yeah. But use of brain combined with non-use of brain is the best combination of all. If you get my drift.

(Incidentally what has this got to do with Hellblazer? LOL)

Interesting question...I hear John with a delicious raspy London/scouse hybrid. I cant imagine him with a total scouse accent but then he would have lost most of it anyway. He's picked up the London phrases and I can hear him say things like 'bollocks' and 'fucksake' with a London twang but there would be the odd little scous-ism in there! I dont hear him with a particularly low voice, but a quiet mid-range one.

These days I'm getting my brain stimulated and that's far more gratifying. 

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I couldnt agree more. It's overrated. Sex that is, not using your brain.

I doubt JC smells worse than a superhero who's been fighting crime all day or night in a tight latex or spandex costume. *g*

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Eeeeeessshhhh! Not a nice thought.

but being alone is even worse.

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Are you fucking kidding? You can have WAY more fun on your own.

Nowt to add to the discussion...just wanted to put the thread to the top of the section so it doesnt get forgotten! (Desperately wants her Bradstreet piccies!! *slaver*)