Tony B.

I've only ever been able to read/get the second part of this story. Would it be worth it to track down part 1?

Awesome. I got to meet Cab at the Warped Tour a few years ago. He is the nicest guy. My faves are Cab, The Gonz, Jason Lee, and John Cardiel.

I can't afford snowboarding and don't live close enough to the ocean to surf.

I should've done it like "As(s)inine"

Sorry, I was adding the word "Ass" into it so that it would add to how dumb the question was. I'm in college, I swear! And besides, everything could use the word ass.

Sweet. What's your favorite thing to skate? Who's your favorite pro?

I also contributed to this site..... before I realized how shitty Marvel comics are.

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Hahaha, Make Mine Marvel! Not really!!

I have worked at movie theatres for the past couple years, so I can get into movies for free. Lately I haven't been able to see many new movies, but let me know if there's anything you want me to check out for you.

I loved Crisis on Infinite Earths, even with all its plotholes and assumptions ("Every time period ever on Earth has merged into one!!").

Should I be reading Infinite Crisis? I've thumbed through a few issues and it looked decent enough.

Does anyone on here skateboard? I know the British view it as a kid's toy or sport rather than a hobby, pasttime, or lifestyle. I have for the last 6 years or so. There are assloads of concrete parks in the U.S. Pacific Northwest. It's fun. Anybody?

That was a sad joke. I don't really have a penis but...

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Here's a better one:

 

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

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Merciful Rao, indeed!

Gotta say i dislike the character in both the film and the comic...papa midnight....whats that all about then...unless its a rip-off of Papa Doc and the Tonton macoutes in which case its a bad one.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Doc

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I always thought he was a Baron Zamedi rip-off.

They are just the comic files on a DVD to be viewed on the computer. They do this because the DVD's can hold 4.7 GB and that is a lot of comics.

Tony, please tell us what mods you've made to your Impala.

 

 

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I took out the old 283 engine and transmission, put in a 350 with a 4-barrell Edelbrock carb, 350 turbo transmission, new fuel system/brakes/wiring, air shocks, 500 watt (wimpywimpywimpy) stereo system, and I replaced many other (more boring) parts.

Oh and I'm 20.

Hmm...

The Emporer would get the cab, and then JC would just kind of appear next to him in the back seat like he does from time to time.

I love the song "Trane-ing in".

Meanwhile, let us sing the praises of the 64 Impala.

 

 

Tony, I parked next to one of these this morning:

 

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Holy shit. Those are quite nice. Mine is a slammed 2-door hardtop. Powder blue and whatnot.

Yeah, I listened to his soundtrack recordings when I found out. I got them from a friend, so sadly, I don't know what film the songs are from. They are mostly instrumental.

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That is probably the soundtrack for a movie called "Walker" that came out in the late '80s. It was just recently released on CD.

I bought London Calling when I was 14. It was everything that I ever wanted music to be, and still is.

I just remember how much I cried when I heard that Joe had died.

Middle name: Guy

Type of Pets: Blacktron the Cat and Jalapeno the Dog

First video game you remember playing: Mario or Jaws for NES or arcade of Asteriods

Crush you had in high school: Winona Ryder (yeah i'm lame)

Favorite car: '57 Chevy, '72 Buick Riviera, '64 Impala (i have one of these)

Favorite snack: Beef or chocolate power bars

Favorite European City or Place: Never been to Europe, but i would love to go to Ireland.

Yup.

The emporer wouldn't know what a cab was, so my money is on JC.

Giant Size Man Thing, even. I have to get that issue now.

HEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS, WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

"ALL-DARING!"

Damn, that's stupid.

Oh yeah I forgot about Phantom Stranger.

I had a few Irish Carbombs (is that name insensitive?) the other night.  Got me extra-drunk.

 

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Those are sooooo delicious.

i like all of 'em. even Dillonface. Bradstreet is best, though.