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Tony B.

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  1. My Name is Tony. I'm 20 years old. I have a 17-month-old daughter. I'm in the process of getting a degree in journalism.

     

    I love comics. As far as John Constantine goes, I've read/have every HellBlazer ever (including cameo appearances and whatnot) and a lot of Saga of the Swamp Thing as well. My other favorite comics are Batman, Punisher, Preacher, and Akira.

     

    Apart from comics I like music, playing guitar, skateboarding, video games, camping, beef, root beer, and Guinness.

  2. Where are you?

    Sailing off the coast of Idaho.

     

    What were you doing before signing onto the internet today?

    I was working at a pulp/paper mill, handling products that will someday wipe thousands of asses.

     

    What is your special talent/party piece?

    I get really drunk and ask people to hit me. Oh and I sing with fake accents. I guess I do that all the time.

     

    If you were an animal, what would you be and why?

    I would be a whale, because I would be the largest creature in the world and have free reign over 75% of the Earth, and be able to kick (almost) anything's ass.

     

    Which member of the Straight to Hell forum would you most like to be dumped on an island with?

    I would love to be on an island with Christian so that we could be super nerdy/geeky and he could pass all of his knowledge of.... stuff... unto me. Or maybe both of the Brothers Kondek; and we could be awesome and manly together. Just make sure the desert Island is in Michigan, and I'll be good to go, it seems.

     

    Sing us a song.

    I see a million walk the city mile

    The tickertape kings and the juveniles

    Will anybody tell me which way to go

    Will anybody come back on the C.B. radio

     

    I'm counting the stars and the telegraph poles

    And each one represents the hopes of a soul

    You'd think that God wouldn't be so hard

    When you see all the little children running, running in the backyard

     

    On a Mississippi gourd with a Sub-Sahran song

    Somebody is wailing in the financial district sun

    Can anybody feel the distance to the Nile

    I wanna live and I wanna dance awhile

     

    Gonna make like Eddie on my rockabilly train

    Gonna beat out the blues on my ball and chain

    Oh, you can't pull a hold-up with a Be-Bop gun

    There's people living now

    who aint got no heart and ain't never had none

     

    Down on the border they crawl all the way

    To get a clip of living with a clean-all spray

    Can anybody feel the distance to the Nile

    I wanna live and I wanna dance awhile

     

    You can't pull a hold-up with a Be-Bop gun

    There's people living now

    who aint got no heart and ain't never had none

     

    I hear a payphone ringing out on murder mile

    The sucker who picks up gets his number dialled

    And all the sparkling waters that ever flowed

    Could never wash down this town so clean that it glowed

    And I need to see in an x-ray style

    I need some rock art that don't come in a vial

    Can anybody feel the distance to the Nile

    I wanna live and I wanna dance awhile

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