Chris

why has the jude law cock thread gone on for 3 pages?

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Yeah, out of respect for Jude we should keep it short.

In Dunedin, New Zealand, a student town. Cold. Savage. We have oppressive landlords who lock everyone into a year long lease, which means around this time of year, you have intrepid flat hunters coming right off the street unnanounced, asking if they can look at your flat.

I'm fucking busy with my dissertation, and this fucks me off. So I just tell them "Its a hole, you don't want to live here." (Which is true) and send them on their merry way.

This is my "Oh, you want to come in and look at it anyway?" face

Excluding the obvious John Constantine

Invincible

The Flash (Wally West)

Spider Jerusalem

Dwight from Sin City

Honorable mentions:

Wylie Times from 100 Bullets

Mitchell Hundred from Ex Machina

Yorick Brown

Kyle Rayner

They made a Game of Death 2? What the fuck? There was hardly enough footage for the first Game of Death!

It certainly looks like Ennis in his element. That art is incredible.

I just read Grant Morrisons run on New X-Men. I've never been much of a fan, but I kinda liked it.

Well that was an inventive way "of wanking up" comicbooks.

What a load of shit. Its not like its wine tasting or anything.

Charlie... you're a... wang merchant. :huh:

Well, it was quite pathetic looking.   :lol:

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Well I guess you're just asking for abuse if you're going to be so quick to expose yourself.

One thing that I never got was "national nude day", which was just a stupid excuse for University student fuckwits to get naked in pubs and in our case, halls of residence. I mean, its Dunedin, its fucking frigid here.

Your wang is going to look small no matter what.

Sagittarius and Year of the Pig.

Maybe that explains how I can uncannily reproduce a pig's squeal. Astrology is bollocks though.

Oh harsh!

I just read Ruins. Fuck that was depressing.

Oh man, I'm totally hungry now.

Totally. I thought it was.

I'm reading it, not buying it mind you. Its not as terrible as I thought it would be.

I'm prefering the DCU stuff, I've gotta say.

I agree. I don't think there's much chance of bringing them back anyway.

They tweaked the events of the movie a bit to fit Jigsaw into the game.

Heh, what we really need is a "First impressions" images thread.

Have a good time. Beware of strange animals. Actually, come to think of it, you're probably in more danger here.

"I don't hate Balboa, I pity the fool!"

Sorry if this has already been talked about, but has anyone read 'Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way' yet?

Ade?

I'm trying to procure myself a copy that will look good next to "If Chins Could Kill"

My avatar was the most appropriate looking Manco one. I think its from his first issue of Hellblazer. Sometimes, I get visually compared to it.

When I first turned up here I had Yorick Brown from Y: The Last Man for ages.

Just have one of your split personalities do it.

Obviously you're all a bunch of psychos.

Oh, and the moment Lou gets rich I expect a plane ticket to Michigan with an ounce in the mail.

One of my flatmates thinks it's hilarious. Another is indifferent. The last one is pissed. What a fucking fun-sponge.

Edit: For the record, Jimmy B was a factor, but the real culprit is this man:

Rule #75 is so true. I think I might have gone off the rails.

Well, I dug the first one. So I'm down for this one. Just switch the brain off and go with it I say.

Point. Exercised.