Chris

Hi, I'm Chris and I'm from New Zealand.

I'm a 20 year old archaeology student in my last year at Otago University. While I'm coherent and not doing school work, I work at a dairy/fast food joint about three feet from my house. I fucking hate it there and I have a feeling I'll start trying to deep-fry customers soon.

I used to be the Pimp of the Year, and my pimp name was Stealth Maestro C. Valentine. I don't know if that still applies here.

Edit: Oh look! It still applies here, thanks John!

I love westerns, specifically the Clint Eastwood ones.

I came to Hellblazer when I heard they were making a movie with Nicholas Cage in it. I have since discovered what a horrible idea this would have been. But hey, it got worse. :unsure:

One of my friends referred to me as bad-tempered and nasty. I tried to test this theory by asking a room full of people if they thought this also, but they all seemed to think I was delightful. Advantage: Chris.

Anyway, you decide.

Nah, it looked kinda shit to me.

I feel not unlike an amnesiac John Constantine.

This place is so different. The faces are unfamiliar (in that their post counts and avatars are different).

I'm not sure if I'm ready for this. I'm freaking out!