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I think Mike should write the Flash. Geoff Johns' run is been meandering a bit lately. Mike was going to write Firestorm, but I think he'd be great for The Flash.

I like The Flash.

John Crichton as Green Lantern?

Tequila is my poison, and Tequila based cocktails.

Spiderlegs. Big American Party!

Probably having lots of sex.

You know your life is shit when you're the only one in your flat without a girlfriend and your flatmates start calling you "The Lone Ranger."

Sounds interesting.

So who's next after Mike?

So much for creepy flirting then Electricinca, I think we've found your limits.

BEST COMIC: Y: The Last Man

BEST NEW COMIC: Based on two issues? Adam Strange, but we'll see how that goes.

BEST WRITER: After reading Lucifer from the start, and the obvious connection of Hellblazer, I'm going to have to say Mr. Mike Carey.

BEST NEW WRITER: Bill Willingham, Hell I'd never heard of him before Fables.

BEST CHARACTER: John Constantine

BEST FORUM MEMBER: James. I ain't tryin' to hear no gay shit, but I'd say he definitely has some of the most valid and interesting opinions and insights of a lot of us around here.

WORST COMIC: Losers, I agree with John, the crap filler art kind of derailed the whole series, even though Jock's back on. Hell. It made me drop the title.

WORST NEW COMIC: That I bought? Army of Darkness, so much potential, yet so fucking crap.

WORST CHARACTER: Captain Boomerang. Fuckin rediculous.

Also, I think we have to give the artists some cred, so...

BEST ARTIST: Ethan Van Sciver.

Happy birthday John, now lets get the boards going that long.

Cat's Cradle has to be one of my favourite books. Happy birthday Kurt.

Green Arrow's sidekick. Used to be Roy Harper AKA Arsenal who had a drug problem.

Now, they've gone and made it Mia Dearden from Kevin Smith's run. I don't so much disagree with her being HIV positive as I do with them making her speedy.

Nah, because that's the police force.

In the Flash they have the Keystone Combines, which is an Ice Hockey team.

I'd retcon that whole Manhunter bullshit with the alien invasion where the Flash's dad turned out to be a manhunter and he teamed up with Fidel Castro in Cuba. God that was lame. And pointless. Pointlessly lame.

I heard this somewhere, I'm not sure if its true or not. Quentin Tarantino thought of his movies existing in different universes. So you had the Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs/True Romance universe, the Jackie Brown book adaptation universe, and then the Kill Bill universe. In relation to this he said the character of Winston Wolf could transcend these universes.

I think it would be a great device to have John Constantine as a character like this at DC. You wouldn't have characters from the other universes spilling into the Vertigo Hellblazer world, but John could appear in DC comics, hell maybe even Wildstorm ones.

I clicked "no"

For the record.

What if you loved the robot? Would that still make them a prostitute?

Hypothetically speaking of course.

Thats the way. Get little Lou started early and he'll be a rock prodigy by fifteen.

Love these tales of the Hellblazer community. Lou K 2.0's like a celebrity round here or something.

John, you're doing wonders for my ego.

So Christian, getting "New Avengers" then?

Bet you are.

Wait, wait! Is it Enversi?

Oh, I also like leaving plumbing plungers stuck to walls, and running around wearing my cowboy hat and brandishing my stove top espresso pot at my feeble-minded flatmates.

I like filling tin cans with boiling water, waiting for the glue to melt, and then effortlessly peeling the labels off.

Oh yeah, and I think they should make a darker version of Aquaman and make him black, and speak ebonics.

Blaquaman anyone?