Red

Not everyone can pull off being naturally flabby the way you can, you know Donny...

And I'm disappointed in the lack of love for Mr. Bentley. No wonder he's left us...

They are absolutley gorgeous. I'm totally jealous of the ear-lizard. Maybe if I stop wearing my hair up I can get away with one at work?

 

I saw a lass on the bus the other day with a tattoo on her foot, it was shite, but it got me thinking.

 

Goddam, I want another tattoo now.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Funny. If I ever got a tattoo, it would most certainly not be a picture of poo-poo.

You know, Pooks, seeing that new avatar of yours and then the title underneath gives me....disturbing thoughts.

Who is that?

No shit Donny. I saw the thread title, and that John started it, and I thought...WTF?

Anyway, I echo Meaner's question. Whooo iiis deeez OC?

Not much of an adaption for you, then, Tamb...;)

The answer is simple: Mr. Bentley

... after all, we can't be jealous with a ghost?

Rogan's like our First of the fallen, only he's not our conciense but more like our sick urges...;)

(Pooka's his female counterpart...)

Aces. Actually, at least a full house, aces over jacks :D

Swing which way, is what I wonder...

Mrf, I don't understand piratespeak

This is seriously disturbing. The precedent.....

...and we all laugh at you for it...:D

But soft! What shite on yonder shelving waits...?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Pisht, 'tis but a scattering of the offal churned out by the knavish House Marvel.

Oh come now Mark, "King of the Scots", doesn't that sound good?

Harsh, Ben. SOme distance might be good for you maybe?

It's simple, John. I was in Bruxelles recently. Do the math :D

Cool. I'm also sure I saw Minx around somewhere, but she hadn't registered, I think. Luis, on the other hand, seems lost...

I'm in a better mood than in a long time. Not saying why though ;)

Dean Ormstone.

Pooka.... :o And to think you used to be such a sweet lass...

That's 'cause you've got so much love in your heart you just can't keep it all inside, Lou.

I voted correctly then.

(Although I actually do get some work done too...)

What's the definition of "skiver" btw?

We can do that fisticuff thing once you get your sorry ass over the North sea, then...;)

I'm pretty sure I could compile a "best of" PMcC's solocareer that'd kick most of those guys you mentioned's ass three ways from sunday.(Is that an expression, btw?)

And don't you start badmouthing Paul Simon! He's one of my other heroes. (Although he' too did his best stuff before the solo career, oddly enough given that the "& Garfunkle" was pretty much a misnomer)

(OK, so maybe I have a thing for singer/songwriters named Paul. So sue me :D)

Oh, I'm not saying he's up there with the best Beatles records. But that is after all one motherfucker of an act to follow! Just that he's made some cracking good stuff afterwards too, more than a cut above 99% of what other pop artists make.