Red

So I see this homecoming was prophecized many years ago, already then bringing on much rejoicing and warming of hearts...

Crank up the volume, hit play and sing along to this brilliant Ode to eBay!!!

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Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)

Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)

(From some guy) I've never met in Norway

Found him on eBay

Shoot, they've found me out! :D

*points* reds back :D Welcome back red :D

 

Um..."talk" to swerika ;) haha

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Well, I've done that already, although it might be a while till next time, since she's currently AWOL from the boards... :(

You are a good looking guy, Red.

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"What does Tom say?"

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[over-used word]! Arse! Big willies!

bwaaaahahahaha

That pic of the turducken looks like someone's ass.

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Sweet merciful god, whose?

I move that you get this thread pinned, John, so's allow new members to see us and laugh mockingly at our pics, and maybe even enticing them to post their own.

John's gonna KILL me if you follow that advice, mind you!

Rogan, you know how you're always looking for new gimmicks to "artistically enhance" your posting on this board? Well how about you consequently enchefenize all your posts?

Or, to put it this way:

Rugun, yuoo knoo hoo yuoo're-a elveys luukeeng fur noo geemmicks tu "erteesticelly inhunce-a" yuoor pusteeng oon thees buerd? Vell hoo ebuoot yuoo cunseqooently incheffeneeze-a ell yuoor pusts?

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Actually I just think those two guys are funny, sometimes two grumpy old men are just two grumpy old men.

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...and sometimes they're....ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

This is the funniest wandering-off-topic thread in a looong while.

The chef rules! For instance, Keeyah's post, when put through the Encheferizer looks like this:

Eh.. tees, scunes und booggery. Jully lufely oon a soonny Ingleesh effternuun beffure-a a geme-a ooff cruqooet.

Donny, see you Friday. Any idea where you wanna meet? Hallcross? Somewhere better? Or d'you wann come round here? Get paid on Fri so I'll be drinking solvent.

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Why, when you can afford something better? ;)

Have one for me!

This calls for an avatar change, I think......there, that's better, isn't it?

Thank you, all, it's nice to know you all(*) welcome me back!

Rogan, the study trip was about the EU and environmental issues, and since you're not part of the EU and not even on the list to become one anytime soon, I'm sorry, but no. If I do, you'll know. (By the screams and raging fires if nothing else...no wait, you wouldn't know that from everyday would you...hmmm...)

* 'cept John, who's trying to sound tough while secretly quaking in his pants at the thought of me coming to Dublin...;)

I'm guessing this is our Esteemed Moderator-in-chief's way of subtly hinting at the possibility that some members might be a mite harsh in their judgements and statements at times.

....which involves pillaging and buring his way across mainland Europe.

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Shhhh....and now I almost had them lulled into a state of defenceless stupor. That's it, I'm going back to Lindesfarne!

....and don't think for a second that Dublin being founded by us will somehow keep you safe, John!

la politica no cabe en la Azucarera

 

I mean, welcome back red, good to see ya back :) We did indeed recognise your absence!

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I really don't speak spanish, but I'm pretty damned sure that does NOT mean "Welcome back red, good to see ya back"! :p

But thank you anyway!

Can we all tone the melodramatic outbursts down a notch or two now, cheers.

 

I get my fill of that stuff from the O.C.

Done, and edited.

you handsome handsome devil you! that is a superb photo!

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Why thank you, kind sir! :)

There can't be two of us, Red, can there?

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No, there's just me. You're just off your rockers.

And he spake unto them: "For thou shouldst not covet the ass of your neighbour's oxen, or the One Allmighty shall strike thee down with a rain of snot, and you shall have painful blisters on your unmentionables." And the people saw that it was good.

*gives Mark the gayest hug ever*

So how'd you become a "pyromaniac", btw?

On a lighter note...love that last pic, Red. Manages to combine a pretentious pose with hideous clothes, a beard which is almost as bad as my current effort, and that magnificent hairstyle to wondrous effect. Congratulations on a truly embarrassing photo.

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Pretentious, MOI?

...and that's not a beard, that's 2 days' stubble!

Is there any reason you don't believe me to be the reincarnation of Christ, then, Mark? :)

I've been trying to take a decent pic of my tats with no luck. Maybe I'll have the missus slap me up when she gets home.

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There's np need to punish yourself, Lou, it's not THAT important! :D

Shit, it seems I missed all of Erika's postings. Were they deleted, John? <EDIT>

Erika, if you read this and are still around, I'd still want to see the pics. Maybe you could PM me?

Here's me with beard:

...and without (or with a lot less, anyway):

...and here's my big secret :D :

you too red ;)

 

go on, double dares ya ;) haha

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Ummm...exactly what are you daring me to do?

(I'd probably do it, you know... ;) )

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What's I miss here? A real pic of Donny in a wig?

Good to see you back Red, and in one piece.

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What can I say? It takes more than the measly European Union to take me down! *flex*