Tony B.

My sideburns started coming in when I was 11. No joke.

The only area of my face I can't grow in very well is the Hitler moustache area.

Cannibal Holocaust

I love the music. I would probably buy the soundtrack. My favorite part of the whole movie is the

scene. Just creeps me out in exactly the right way.

Also: If it's funny 'horror' you're looking for, I suggest Cannibal! The Musical (although it might help to be a musical theater geek), or Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

"Sooooo Let's build a snowman!"

I remember being dissapointed with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It's hard to top the title.

That movie was fan-fucking-tastic because all of Arnold's lines were one-liners about chilling out and 'You ah not sendin me to da coolah' and stuff.

Mark doesn't like Sabotage?

I think the second half of 'Meglomania' alone makes that album worth getting.

But don't listen to me. I like Dio.

(Granted, my human condition does see me reading my own stuff into things. I fell asleep during the last Pirates of the Carribean movie but could still hear all the music and noises and apparently dreamed a far better ending than what everyone else watched)

I was just reading through this thread.

I was wondering where all the Danzig love is.

Sorry. I haven't been on in a few days.

I have enough Danzig love for all of you and some left over.

Any dissenting voices can take it up with my sideburns.

I never suspected that the people who make these wonderful comic-book movies actually read the comics; but I figured that they had at least opened the book and looked at some of the pictures once or twice. Even a cursory glance at an unmasked Kovacs would give one reason to question the idea of giving him that... erm... 'special' voice.

And happy birthday, by the by. I liked being 20. Good Luck!

I'd suppose they do it to confuse people.

Or hide from some terrible crime they've just committed.

I like the new issues of Hellblazer.

But sometimes I wish I was stuck with 10 (or 20) year-old back issues.

He's still here. He done changed his name.

I miss the Latka Gravas-esque Spain.

And Tony.

I'm here in spirit.

On dial-up, anyway.

Damn. Mr T was the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic. Even if it's not a mohawk.

Hall & Oates do Lionel Richie covers?

I wish. I was only referring to the duration, not any particular song.

Marty Robbins

Hall and Oates

All night long.

Stone makes and IPA that tastes like getting hit in the face with a wet quarter-ton of hops. My favorite.

I need some of those evil slippers.

Thanks errybody. I don't think I'll stay shorn for long. My hair grows like crazy. My sideburns popped back up (full grown, of course) immediately after that picture was taken.

I'm back, but my hair's not.

I didn't want to pay $15 to have some little girl give me a crappy haircut and still expect a tip from me. So I did it myself.

I miss the Unknown Trace of NightPunch as well.

Christian is gonna be bummed out. I am.

I got a job processing donations at the Goodwill. Which means I know exactly what kind of cool shit is at the Goodwill and how much it costs. And I get paid to do this. Pretty much a dream job for ol' Tony.

That guy's hot.

Shit, man. Can you talk to the wife as well?