jaynova

5:36 PM...Snowed in (damn midwest weather). Played LOTR: The Third Age for 5hours (!) with the missus. Now we're watching Star Wars.

Edits: I posted my Avatar Pic on Hot or Not....most people are rating me a 2. :icon_cry:

including the AMAZING Angel Stomp Future by Warren Ellis (snicker, snicker)

Oi! I quite enjoyed that.

Parts of it were funny, but if I wanted to read one of Warren's rants, I'd read some old Transmet issues. There was just too much shock value for me.

Here is an order form. Do not try to order anything, as i have nothing to send, and no one I know lives at the address listed. Don't worry; you're not missing anything.

Again, art by Chris Seaman, aged 14. I'm sure I wrote some of the copy on this flyer. (At the time, we only had one issue of Sorcerer's Chamber done, and none of the Abby Roads issues had been printed.

I'm From Ohio. I've been as far south as Northern Mexico, and as far north as Toronto, Canada. I've been to DC; Madison, Wisconsin; various campsited in Virginia; Dallas, Texas; and Caucaine (sp?) Ski Resort in New York. No, I can't ski. Didn't know that until I got there, though.

On the 27 question poll or whatever, this is me:

Which is funny, because on the Death Test, it said I would die at age 39, executed by by the CIA.

First, a self-published mini comic from 1992. I was 15. Art by Chris Seaman (age 14)

Note: I have no scanner, so these are taken with my camera.

Back and Front Cover:

Inside front cover & Page 1

Page 2&3

Page 4 and Inside back cover

Detail of the Front Inside cover. Note the disclaimer. Laugh politely.

I have not consulted Chris about this, so don't reproduce these. Or whatever.

Go to The Artist's Webpage and buy some prints from him. He is neat.

I just read half of this and it's brilliant! Much better than most cyberpunk stuff I've read, including the AMAZING Angel Stomp Future by Warren Ellis (snicker, snicker)

This is me:

I'm a regular Mother fucking Theresa!

OK...sending it off...thanks Selkie!

EDITS: OOPS! I edited over my last post, in which I said

"I was trying to implly that Kuper creates a conflict between his simple characters and their environment. I'll rethink it."

I ended up keeping what I had after reading some of the reviews in the publication this is for (Ohioana Quarterly).

I'm writing a review of Peter Kuper's The Jungle adaptation. doed this sound good? If you are familiar with his stuff (The System, The Metamorphosis, Sticks and Stones), would you agree?

"Peter Kuper takes Sinclair’s story of the working man’s enslavement by his cruel bourgeois masters,as well as his victimization by the Capitalist system, and turns it into a striking graphic novel. Kuper draws the reader in by pitting his simple characters against gritty, looming backgrounds. He makes the reader feel both exposed and claustraphobic. Which is, after all the thing that Kuper does best."

not worried about spelling or grammar; I'll fix that later.

Thanks!

11:51PM

Drinking Green Tea and stalling before I write a book review.

EDIT: OMFG this is the worst green tea I have ever had. Tasts like chicken broth!

EDIT AGAIN: switched to hot chocolate.

too bad it's decaf. :icon_cry:

46 %

WOOT!

In more Irony News check out Is your son a Computer Hacker? and then check out the comments.

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Bwahaha! Amazing. At first, I thought the author was just misimformed, but the bonzi buddy thing made me chuckle, and when I got to #4, I laughed my ass off!

He's gone all "I Must be Grown Up and Responsible" now he's getting married and trying to get a job.

It's only temporary I assure you.

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Which part? he non-smoking, the growing up and getting responsible, the getting married, the getting a job, or all oth the above?

Yeah, I definitely would. But she would have to take the nose off first.

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I dunno...naughty little clown games could turn out to be much fun.

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I don't have a clown fetish or anything, but I would leave the nose on. It's cute.

Is something wrong with me, or is Loonette from Big Comfy COuch really HOT?

I could watch her streatch on the clock rug ALL DAY.

That's not cool. Return it.

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Yeah. You gotta be one of the good guys, son. 'Cause there's way too many of the bad.

The song "The Rock-away" plays on the radio all the freakin' time, but they edit it. This, as well as my faulty hearing, produces the line, "My N***** don't dance, they just ll up du pants"

The line is, "My niggaz don't dance, they just pull up their pants", but for the longest time I thought it was, "My nuts don't dance, they just fill up my pants".

17:55. I have a paper tissue stopping my left nostril from leaking everywhere and my eyes are horribly bloodshot. Stupid immune system.

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4:16 AM- Hoping James gets well soon.

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But my biggest eccentricity is my habit of having conversations with myself. I'll think up an imaginary scenario that may happen, and work it out in my head. I've had conversations that have lasted up to an hour, explaining things to the (nonexistent) other person. But no, I don't *actually* think someone else is there. When I do, I know I'll have hit the crazy mark. :)

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Oh. My. God.

I thought I was completely fucking insane, but I do this. Often I imagine talking to people I know about things they would have no interest in. They are very attentive in my imaginings, though.

3:23 AM- Wishing that, sometimes the missus did't play video games. She erased my Final Fantasy save, which was 25 hours into the game. This is the 5th time I've tried playing this game, and the 5th time my data's been erased. I've been trying to beat this game for almost 20 years!!! Bah!

Thar she blows! A hump like a snowhill! It is Final Fantasy!

OK, but also in that I do realize that women do not have penises! :lol:

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Wait....they DON'T?

My wife's got some 'splainin' to do!

The first time I watched it, I actually cried from the point that I ill call the "we are the dead" sequence (anyone who has read 1984 and seen brazil will know what I'm talking about" to the end.

That being said, parts of this film are HILARIOUS.

"Don't worry; I won't look at yer willy."

Life is good.