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Fire Griffin

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  1. You are on to something, sir! Hooray! Robots!

     

    Seriously, maybe I am a git who missed something reading down, but may I ask how is the holy bourbon made? You can still have the same result but a different method might keep you out of the WRATH of the HELLBLAZER FANS*.

     

    * - Coming soon to theaters everywhere.

  2. Huh.

     

    Well, given Hellblazer's staggering popularity, you could always go on the hope of pulling a J.K. Rowling. She penned Harry Potter with absolutely no knowledge of the Books of Magic series and we all know where she is now. I think John is a strong archetypal character of sorts, much like Tim Hunter and Harry Potter being based off the "Once and Future King's" Wart (if my memory serves); I wonder how many other characters have been fashioned in a similar manner to him.

     

    I can see why you want to make some changes though. John is a really, really general name to me.

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    So kids haven't already been writing his speeches? *flabbergast*

     

    And here I am tempted to make a topic for this one, because these people not only amuse me, but sort of piss me off, although they are entertainment in their own right. It's amazing how they make even a mostly anti-hunting, wolf-lover, pro-environment vegan like me do a complete 180 and want to line one up in the crosshairs.

     

    It's one thing to have a belief, but then another to be borderline lunatic fringe advocating that genocide shit in the name of the wuvvs and going "GRRRR EW-MINS" at every opportune moment.

     

    Don't bother trolling or even putting up something that even resembles a thoughtful argument. It's been proven futile.

  4. If you had a walk on part in HellBlazer, what is it you would do?

     

    I'd be one of the magical wannabes that'd probably piss him off. If I get lucky, I might just get crushed aside by one of his biting, witty summaries that I can't argue with, other than call him a "stupid old man."

     

    For some reason, I want to be turned into a rat or something, for the "ho-shit, good thing I am not her!" factor.

     

    What do you think John would think of you?

     

    Auuuh, one of those bloody female fans. Get the buggering fuck away from me.

     

    Who would you want to draw you?

     

    Richard. Corben. Hmmm... That's a toughie. I wouldn't mind seeing myself on paper by either Phillips, Manco or Frusin.

  5. John still has too much meat to be a skeleton, but they all seem to be pitying him and had a group hug anyway. Awww. This has to be one of the happier covers I've seen.

     

    I love the blue color scheme going on, as opposed to Lauren's very very brown march. Both colors start with the letter B, so it all works out in the end.

  6. Oh, speaking of art, I will also mention I hate art parroters, something I see often in furry and anime.

     

    Yay! You can copy off Goldenwolf's art! Yaay! You can draw perfect Sonic style but not much else! Yaaay!

     

    I see no problem with reference and learning, but when they keep on doing it because they're getting luv, e-cookiez and tummy rubzes like one big circle jerk and they're not willing to grow themselves and thus never improve, it is. I know it's a rough part of life, but I personally get frazzled when I see a new talented artist get ignored over someone who can draw hacky Inuyashas and nothing but on lined paper.

  7. Yes, yes. I noticed after I posted that link. They're funny on their own, even though I wish that site I posted still made parodies.

     

    Now excuse me, I'm going to go hack up my wrist since my level 3 ranger-thief half elf (and that's it -- only half elf) Snackypants McDarkleaf died after inhaling a rat.

  8. If you haven't already, go to somethingawful and there's a "concentration camp" just for Furries.  It sounds horrible, but it's actually quite funny.

     

    Oh, yes. I've heard of it. I haven't been in there, but I think I should pay it a visit, because if it's one thing furries are never in short supply of, it's laffs.

     

    crushyiffdestroy.com does a good job of providing furry laffs too.

     

    Edit: Damn, am I going to have to shell out money for an account to see it? D:

  9. Oooh, lemme add to that traffic bit:

     

    - People driving with the logic of "everyone has to follow traffic laws BUT me."

     

    Lessee:

     

    - I also don't like people who get all defensive the moment I mention I am a vegan. Some of my best friends are omnivores. Bah.

    - Free passes to Heaven! Go to church one day, sin the other six days. Rinse and repeat.

    - Maybe this is more of an annoyance: People who think furry is a lifestyle. A lifestyle. Jesus. That's like me saying comic book is a lifestyle.

    - Unnecessary animal cruelty, like bloodsports.

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