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And you will never knox...BWAHAHAHAA :icon_evil:
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I would do it,butthere are a bunch of spanish words i dont know
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:) :)
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excelente!! (read that as Mr.Burns saying it)
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so i guess if neither fredi or spain are willing to translate it,I will have to do it,right??
please say no,please say no,please say....
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fredi is right,you are not missing a lot,hehe
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Hi guys,i have just woken up(surprisingly no hang over) and i was re-reading what i posted.You guys are right, i am embarassed of what i wrote now that i am sober.My most sincere apologies
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ok,i just thought i would share a funny anecdote that took place less than half an hour ago.
I was out with two friends of mine,walk into our regular bar,after a few beers we sit on a table with three girls(not really preety girls,i guess they would be the equivalent to what americans call "white trash), we talk for a few minutes and before i noticed we where all making out with each other(not us guys,but the three of us were kind of taking turns making out with the three girls). We ended up at one of my friends place,each of one got hooked up with one of the three girls and distributed into different rooms in the house.So,i am making out with this girl(not very preety,but i was horny as hell),one thing leads to another,i do some magic with my fingers and my tounge,she starts doing her thing with her hand...so far,so good.The girl didnt really got my dick really erected,mainly because i wasnt very attracted to her...but i was getting there,so i start pulling her head down,triying to get her to blow me...when suddenly she stops and asks me if i had a condom,wich i didnt(i would like to state that i was not,under any sircumstance,going to have sex with her without protection.But apparently she didnt felt confortable sucking my dick without a condom).Ok,that said,here comes the funny part....i desparetely go out of the room triying to find where the hell my frioends where,to see if they had any condoms.So i knock on one of the doors,and one of my friends there(about to have sex) told me to go ask our other friend cause he was the one who happended to have the condoms.So i go to my other friend room,knock,ask him for condoms...he comes at me,totally pissed of cause he was about to have sex and says "dude,i hate you..i was about to have sex and first nacho(our other friend) comes asking for a condom,wich turned the girl i was with down,and now 10 minutes from that YOU COME ASKING FOR A CONDOM"..conclussion,the girl he was with felt ashamed by me knocking at the door and didnt want to have sex with my friend anymore,so she went to the room i was with with the other girl,who by the time i went back was allready dressed up ready to go home.
At the time i didnt found it ti be funny at all,but now that the hornyness has weared down,i do
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yeah mate,you should be lauhing at this.Plus,you are only 18,you are going to have a lot more girlfriends in the years to come :)
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i would,but she lives several thousand miles away so....
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agreed.Pekerman is a fucking asshole,he should have changed riwuelme by the start of the second quarter,god,the guy couldnt even run,all he did was pass the ball back to the argentinian field.Second quarter was a disaster for argentina!!!
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yeah,argentinian spànish is nice,preety rich in slang words,thats what makes it so cool i guess.
By the way,this game is fun,hehe
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i like the idea of taking over the forum....we could be like VIDELA!!!.
Sorry,that was just my fucked up notion of humour :)
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well,the problem is this.I can draw batman,J.constantine or whatever character out there in a cool looking pose and it looks preety good.But if you ask me to draw..mmm....i dont know,lets say batman jumping out of the batmobil while moving,and throwing a batarang with a gotham city sreet as background, i am preety sure i would shoot myself triying to draw that.
If i practiced as much as i should,eventually,i could start doing action secuences or story tellin,necessary in any kind of comic book.But atthe level i am in right now,i couldn do it :icon_cry:
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cool,i am from BA too, but from provincia,olivos to be specific.I tought i was the only argentinian here :)
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really?? cool...what part of argentina are you from?
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you are right with "turro" being an argentinian word.Point taken
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i have another one for our little game spain. Agent TURRO....Turro meaning something like "bastard" or "son of a bitch".
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Done,with cape and all
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done
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do that please
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i am gonna try and do draw a tony b. All tha facial hair has so much potential :)
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thats what i´ve heard
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as you wish Mr.K...it should be fun,with the aviators and all
JUST FOF GUYS
in Bring the Noise
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ANyway, i should clarify.
Coralys, the just fof(for) guys tittle was just meant as a warning,because i knew some of the female members of the forum might have found the contents of my drunken ramblings a bit offensive...but i was not meant to determine wich forum members could or could not read the thread