lady_constantine

This guy is pansexual now.

him and captain Jack Harkness would get along just fine (google torchwood)

they'd probably get it on too

Milligan

 

shh if you write his name to often, he will come back to haunt constantine.

i can see why someone would enjoy it.just still,pacing bugs me.it really does

yeah,that coat was gettin' it

my father and I made up.he said that he wanted grand children and was afraid that I couldn't gove him any.he doesn't see me dating guys much so he assumed I was a lesbian (nothing wrong with that and if i was so what???). Also,I am a bit of a tomboy.Thing is this...on the subject of sexuality,I give bisexuality as the short answer-loing answer is actually biromantic demisexual...demisexual as in only sexually attracted to people I connect with emotionally...REGARDLESS of the person's given sex or gender (which the two are NOT one in the same).My mother's convinced that I am the reincarnation of her dead son so she's alright that gender wise,I identify as androgynous.

So,Andro,demisexual,biromantic female. Mouthful,right?

so ,bisexual leaning straight in laymen's terms (i identify with males better on an emotional level...emotions have always been more important than sex[sekz iz grate bhut...] that's me).I do intend to have children,I would love to be a mother,and after we got that cleared up,he chilled a bit.

He's now calling me by a male name (jokingly)which I don't mind at all,in fact it makes me smile,and now that he claims 'im half dude',it kinda saves me the having to explain the gender variance question.Still...there's tension,and I'm walking on eggshells,so idk.I do,however believe it's in my best interest to start working again very soon and screw college for now...cuz I'd rather have some money in my pocket the day iI do get kicked out.We always had a rough relationship ,we are thoroughly incompatable regardless.I also think he's secretly still disturbed,but bears with it because my mother explained some things to him..

so,for now,I might be okay,I might not.But thank you everyone for your support.I am,however,gonna look into living arrangements elsewhere..

odd thing...whenever I tell people about my sexuality ,no one's surprised because apparently I give off lesbian vibes...always did since I was like 13yrs old.

isn't the historic background for noahs story to be located somewhere around the black sea? i think having people of colour in a story in that setting, would be erhm weird? then yet again, i haven't seen the movie, so maybe the setting there is the middle of africa.

it's like that robin hood movie with kevin costner, where for some obscure reason, morgan freeman is in 12th century england. honestly in a setting that seems historically unlikely to feature black people and still putting them in there just to have them there, seems a lot more racist to me, than the alternative.

there were VERY few,but if someone was black,a sailor or merchant.that's it

When a gruesome murder with ritual sacrifice overtones occurs in a community of furry aficionados, John Constantine has no recourse but to give in and become one of the furry fetishists in order to solve the case. John Constantine's sexual desires get the better of him and he finds he doesn't actually mind getting involved in a little furry loving during the course of his investigation. But, could his new furry lover be the dark priestess who is trying to bring animal and human sacrifice back in to our world? Hijinks ensue.

y'know,after that tentacle monster thing...I think Constantine would be totally down for it.

and you'd think we wouldn't still be in an age like this.

.for the record for those who take the bible legends seriously,it was mostly in africa and the middle east.besides a few greeks ...most of those folks were blacks and asians.just wanna put that out there.

and jesus had copper skin and hair like lambs wool= brown skin guy with curly hair.you guys can do what you want with that.

SOOOO here's issue 5's cover

take it like a man ,johnny!

[troll on deck]

any one else mildly annoyed that the boots are a thing now?

My dad accused me of being gay,so I admitted I was bisexual...he had a meltdown,I'm essentially jobless and on the verge of being homeless...has this happened to anyone else? Is this a common thing?

Just really had to say something to someone...I think I ruined our relationship forever.

I didn't know he would take it so seriously...now I realize this is why he always hated me...he thought I was gay and his homophobia levels are through the roof.

I was joking about the tentacle porn thing.

I dunno what to say about it now

Well, comparing a series that's 2 issues strong, with one issue starting a story-arc, versus a series that lasted 25 issues is sort of hard.

If we're comparing the first two issues of Constantine vs. the first two issues of this book...then, this book wins by many miles.

The first two issues of Constantine were two of the worst John Constantine stories, in my view.

All that Cold Flame crap, which never went anywhere, got introduced.

I already like this version of John better than the New 52 version though. The New 52 version I never felt actually had an established character. I couldn't really care about him. The changes to his background were just horrible ideas also.

 

I guess there had to be someone who really liked the New 52 book.

honestly,i think new52 as a whole suffered from bad writing.that constantine series could've been awesome in the right hands .and i'm mad the whole cold flame thing went nowhere! the problem was that constantine got shoved aside in favor of the greater dc verse...also yes,lack of background.more could've been done.i'm annoyed at his status as just nick and zee's ex...and more happened in the first two issues of constantine than in this...it's the bad pacing...THAT'S what it is.This story assumes that the reader has read hellblazer which is ???

i really liked that damn preview story better than this! :(

truth?

 

constantine was better

 

If you meant the New52 cack then I say BLASPHEMY

In reference to that, I mean the flow of the story was better.More happened per issue,the story tied together better.I still honestly believe that if the tv show was based off the new52 take on Constantine it would have done better.

BUT THIS WAS UP UNTIL A CERTAIN POINT.

every crossover in new 52 verse was shit,that forever evil blight thing was shite,alll of that extra was shite,Justice leauge dark after Shade the Changing Man left was shit('bout halfway throu).I honestly thought that project thaumaton was useless (and Nick Necro dropped the ball quite a few times.I still say if he was written as a anti-hero vs a villain,it probably would've worked.Worse villain ever).

But my point is that Consantine established itself faster and had better story flow.I was able to easily to decide whether I wanted to continue or not pretty early on.And I was able to decide which issues to outright trash.And there were a few of those.

I still think the cartoonish look to this series is a bit off-putting.I'm saying,if it was an animated series,then YES.But as a comic...not so much.It worked in the first issue becasue it was mostly surreal creepy stuff,but I can't take this serious in any way shape or form.If it was a comedy (which this issue is kinda funny)though SPOILERS,I don't like what happened to Gaz ,already! Too soon.But Oliver apparantly is here to stay so YES. Constantine'll be getting a boyfriend that's NOT a creep (Stanley+Nick.Jesus,his choice in men in the past was just abyssmal).

truth?

constantine was better

ARISE YAOI

 

http://johnswelsh.tumblr.com

and for once,it's cannon

Well,let's see,for Stanly,heartbroken ,obsessive sociopath who swears vengeance on john constantine despite being madly in love with him,and we have

Nick Necro,heartbroken ,obsessive sociopath who swears vengeance on john constantine despite being in ,adly in love with him...

Oh wait...

truth?

Nick Necro kinda could've been redeemed.I mean,if john and zatannna decided to take him in and zatanna use her powers on him it aint too far a stretch

they STILL don't have this in my comic shop. i get a weird feeling they never will. i'll have to go to this comic shop at another city . usually where i get my comics anyway. the local place is more game oriented.

i usually just borrow from people i know.lucky i got a social group into this kinda thing

Honestly,I just re-read the nu52 Constantine...it wasn't that bad on it's own,it was the crossovers that were shit..The best issues was that Spellbinder thing when SPOILERS...you found out that 1)John has a mental imprint of Nick Necro as like a failsafe in his mind to motivate him that he totally created on his own volition (damn johnny,was it that good?) and 2) ZATANNA totally warped his fucking mind to try to make him a better person.A fun note/fan theory...this would explain the difference in this incarnation vs hellbazer....not relevant but it's interesting and actually decent writing for once.....she could've totally fucked his entire persona...that is serious fucking nightmare fuel.This is what she does to the ones she loves??? (pre-nu52 she did it to batman but for business reasons NOT personal)

But that aside...I can read it if I think of it as not Hellblazer....I also think this version would've translated well to television versus other hellblazer/constantine related series we've seen

in all honesty...i don't think it's gonna last.just don't

questionable relevancy but...was the name of this thread changed or did I start it drunk?

Still think society will be just peachy knowing that the babysitter fucks other people in animal costumes while dressed like a wolf?

 

Yep. Most furries aren't into sex play with their suits. And if they are, doesn't bother me at all. Because whatever people get up to, sexually, is none of my damn business assuming full and informed consent. The babysitter could be fucking rabid comic book geeks and it wouldn't bother me.

y'know from that perspective,I should probably let it ride.It's not for me and it would make me think something was off mentally...but then again,I kinda got a bondage fetish and people might think the same thing about myself.Look,as long as it's safe,sane and consensual,do what you want.

but still...does that mean you wanna sex my cat? Cuz I got this really pretty cat...maybe hide the pets then?

See, I liked that the book didn't take itself too seriously. I was concerned about that at first with the "Heckblazer" solicit. But, so far, the fact that this does distance itself in tone so much from HB works for me.

 

He cons a person in to seeing a credit card where there is none, and doesn't worry about the fact that she may be losing her job because of his actions. It's just so breezy and accepted.

normal constantine stuff.I can deal.

This? I don't judge...

I'm waiting for the furry community to demand equal representation as well.

 

i had some run ins with those folks in the past.it'll be awhile before people become okay with that,i can vouch for this

I think its safe to assume people will NEVER be okay with that.

 

you'd be surprised...personally I say :(

 

however...

 

 

 

YES

 

I was more referring to

THIS??? This makes me think differently about you.This is the kinda thing that makes me think you're mentally disturbed.

my god...was cat ears NOT enough?

ok,fine.

comic book standard it is.

though really if he would hook up with someone who could hold their own against the supernatural and not fuck it up with his self issues (that's what it is...this is mostly about john's inability to love himself) said people (zatanna,madame xanadu ,nick necro,jaimini sargent,shade the changing man,hell ZED would work better than some.Epiphany if she WASN'T young enough to be his grand-daughter...couldn't they have had her older but looked young like xanadu or somethin?He has been with ALL [okay,he and shade just kissed] but you see what I mean) he wouldn't have to deal with fridged lovers.

but of course,this would be bad writing,right?

think i'm still hung up on kit ryan...and the fact that a book where somebody is bed hopping is boring unless its gratuitous porn.So,unless we're outright porning it here ...EVENTUALLY somethin's gotta give.right now ,i'm concerned over seeing his past play out more than anything. i expect love by issue 5...if it lasts that long.

i will end with this...i never said no bed hopping...just not forever...

 

well he did. it was the result of what can only be supposed to have been rape. but still three little demonlings.

 

rosacarnis...

 

tefe holland?

 

Brought up Tefe in my post

didn't realize...walked away during the post